The Skip Network – On-Hold Marketing
(In the style of “The A-Team” opening credits)
VO: A number of years ago, a crack skip hire association was set up by a group of professionals
to get rid of stuff you don’t want.
These men promptly set up a network of contacts throughout the country, from their secret base
in the UK.
Today, still wanted by the general public, they survive as skip providers extraordinaire.
If you have a pile of rubbish, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe
you can hire...
The Skip Network!
(FX: Staccato machine gun noise)
(Listen for yourself)