⭐Freelance Copywriter, Editor & Trainer hired by people who want personality in their project⭐

People even hire me to speak at their events, though usually just the once...

In fact, there are loads of ways to work with me, because I've built a business that works with countless clients to make sure that their written stuff is boxed-off in a brilliantly branded way.

You don't choose a copywriter based on portfolio or price... You choose one based on personality. Read on to see if I'll be a breath of fresh air for you, or just a total pain in the arse...

As a human as well as a professional writer, I have irritatingly high standards that even I fail to reach at times, and I also have a shocking inability to hold back an (exquisitely articulated) opinion. I often make inappropriate jokes about things that probably aren't that funny, and I really struggle to hide my love of puns.

According to my mum, I "threw away a perfectly good career in teaching", even though I went on to do really quite well, actually. I even became a CMI Chartered Manager along the way, so that explains the pretentious letters after my name. Of course, my mum doesn't grasp how any of this might help me in running a business, and tells me on our weekly 'Thursdays with Nanny Pat' to "consider going back to a stable career, Joanne...".

If you throw your hard-earned cash at me in the hope that I can work wonders for your project (I'll give it a go), you can rest assured that your money goes straight into funding my lavish lifestyle, as I attempt to raise an increasingly feisty infant daughter and pack us both off to classes that often add insult to injury. 

Oh, I'm also writing a book. (Jesus, isn't everyone?)

Connect with me on LinkedIn at your peril, and if you want to skip the formalities and just buy my popular blog writing resource guide, give me a shout!

⭐I don't fill white space with white noise. I'll make sure you're seen and heard. Interested?⭐

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