If you google ‘Jo Watson’, what pings to the top of the page is a link to one of the finest writers in the world.

That writer is not me.

I’m the next one down.

Jo Watson - copywriter, trainer & mentor hired by people who want personality in their project.

I'm also a columnist for Freelancer Magazine, and thanks to the good people at Fisher King, I'm also a published author. 'TOT ANALYSIS: Why Running Your Business is Child's Play' is online and on shelves in shops - under Business/ Parenting/ Humour. Yes, really.

I'm coming for you, other Jo Watson.

I write, edit & create copy for anyone who has great taste in copywriters, but the service that my clients love most is my Sorted in 60® one-to-one. The logo is on my banner, and I bang on about it a lot in my posts. Stop checking out my ®s and go visit my website for rave reviews.

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You're human, so at this point, you're clearly dying to work with the fabulous author of this piece. But this is social media, so I know what you're thinking:

"Jo, what's your WHY in business?"

🟣 Family?

⚫️ Abundance?

⚪️ Making a positive contribution?

No. I'm exceptionally arrogant about my writing, and thrive off adoration when people tell me how brilliant my work is. That's my why. That's what I want when you hire me.

Other info? I have a Zoom-bombing cat called Barry, and an infant daughter (Lily), whose cutting turn of phrase leaves nobody in any doubt of whose child she is. I’ve got a really dark sense of humour and make inappropriate jokes. It's one of many reasons I “left a stable career" in teaching (Mum's words). Despite the snazzy Chartered Manager letters after my name, I’m a lover of swearing, sarcasm and puns. Oh, and I love a good song lyric or movie quote. Look out for those in your first draft, won't you.

I make tea with the milk in first. Bring the hate.

If you're still here but you're not smiling/ nodding along/ inhaling a breath of fresh air, don't DM me, because I'm not your girl. Otherwise, DM me, Sugar Tits.

And yes, I CAN write you a beautiful bio as brilliant as this one. Or I can flog you a resource to help you DIY. Boost Your Bio. £45.

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