About
I use words to prompt action from your customers.
My favourite copy is short, sweet and sometimes sweary.
I'll boil your message down to its core essence. Like a chef reducing down a jus.
Then I'll add in some personality. Like the class joker farting in assembly.
I do...
🔹️ ad straplines 🔹 posters 🔹 billboards 🔹 ads projected onto the moon 🔹️ hero copy 🔹 villain copy 🔹️ naming projects 🔹️ core messaging, values 🔹️ ad scripts 🔹️ landing pages 🔹️ socials 🔹 anti-socials
A bit about me...
I have a beautiful clickedy-clackedy keyboard. I'm not saying it gives me the edge over other copywriters but I'm also not *not* saying that.
I have two daughters (who I love more than the keyboard - this list is in no particular order).
I believe gherkins/pickles go with any savoury dish. Prove me wrong.
For a decade I represented Great Britain in a sport you've probably never heard of.
I'm patient, a good team player; completed Grand Theft Auto 5 with my husband without getting divorced.
Get in touch for copy with character.

